broner

broner
1. (broner) (6792↑, 3080↓)
A slang term used to explain the phenomenon during which a fiercly heterosexual male achieves an erection (or, "boner") for or while in the company of one of his male friends (or, "bros"). This may only occur while engaging in all-male activities, particularly those which include feats of strength or displays of hyper-masculinity. Upon achieving a broner, the man in question is often known to exclaim, "dude, suck that shit\!" or "meet me in the shower."

The way you creamed that linebacker gave me a total broner.

Author: Delongpre Dannon http://broner.urbanup.com/2233848
2. (Broner) (466↑, 95↓)
An unintentionally manly inspired [boner].

You're a guy getting a massage from another guy, and its nice, its relaxing then all of a sudden you get a little tingle; that my friends, is a 'broner'.

3. (broner) (229↑, 84↓)
An unintentional man-inspired boner

My masseuse was a guy and during my massage I popped a slight broner.

Author: Commander William Riker http://broner.urbanup.com/3319694
4. (Broner) (165↑, 71↓)
The accidental erection, or boner, induced by a male friend.

Oh shit, we gotta stop wrestling, i'm getting a broner.

5. (broner) (79↑, 18↓)
An erection inspired by the actions of your buddy- be they sexual or just plain impressive.

“Dude, I saw you catch so much air off that jump that you gave me a broner." Abbreviation: Brone

Author: Garrick Douche' http://broner.urbanup.com/4337820
6. (Broner) (75↑, 34↓)
An unintentional boner from your guy friend.

Dude check this out\! stop man your totally givin me a broner right now.

7. (Broner) (84↑, 52↓)
The act of receiving an erection after witnessing another man (naked or otherwise). Used in relation with bromance.

Dude, I think I got a broner from Brüno.

8. (broner) (21↑, 12↓)
When a bunch of guys just hang out and everything is good. You become relaxed and all of a sudden feel a slight girth growth from below. It soon swells in accordance to the amount of broness in the surrounding area. No girls allowed. Discussion topics to insight a broner can include, but not limited to: Boobs Anime (esp. tentacles) Broners winking assholes football DragonBallZ skull fucking gerbils

Goose proudly displayed his raging broner to the class after a night long tandem session of goodness. Unbeknown to Goose, both Dave and Mike also had broners. Broner Tandem Diagram: Mike 8==\>, Goose 8==\>, Dave 8==\>

9. (Broner) (9↑, 2↓)
A broner is a form of a male erection (commonly referred to as a boner) but this variation is when the male erection occurs because of attraction to another male or in this case "bro" forming the name broner.

yo dude Zac Effron is so hot\! He [totes] just gave me a broner\!

10. (Broner) (9↑, 3↓)
One man's cash and prizes entering a half-chub situation when in the presence of another male, usually a good friend. It is essentially an unintentional erection but retains no shame and is perfectly acceptable.

"Oh man, that's so awesome and cool. We agree on everything and I like it. High Five\!" -Tim M. "Absolutely. Total broner moment\!" -Joe S. "You guys are weird, do those actually exist" - Mary L.

Author: Giuseppe Gino http://broner.urbanup.com/5587657
11. (broner) (5↑, 0↓)
An erection caused by an extreme moment of [bro] activity, including the noticing of a sick new lax pinny, fresh flow, an ice cold case of natty, etc.

Chad: Dude, did you see Brantford's new spoon? It's fucking sick\! Mike: Totes dude, completey popped a broner after seeing it.

Author: Bob Donatucci http://broner.urbanup.com/5554424
12. (Broner) (6↑, 1↓)
Coined by comedic writer Daniel O'Brien in the early 2000s, this term describes "an erection that two frat guys get when they wrestle each other."

*frat guys wrestling. suddenly, one stops* Frat Guy 1: Dude, why'd you stop, bro? Frat Guy 2: Well, bro, I was totes about to put you in a headlock, but then I felt your broner brush up against my leg.

Author: AntonioDeLaVega http://broner.urbanup.com/5031197
13. (broner) (5↑, 1↓)
Occurs when your bro does something that is so brotastic that it gives you a boner.

When Stano hooked up with Emily it gave me a broner.

14. (broner) (37↑, 33↓)
A boner occuring on one of two two straight friends entangled in a bromance.

If I ever got the chance to have a few beers with Tom Brady, I'm pretty sure I'd get a broner.

Author: Meowsy McDermot http://broner.urbanup.com/3682640
15. (Broner) (3↑, 0↓)
The unintentional but unavoidable girth/tightening in a heterosexual male's pants due to the witnessing of another male's unbelievable stunts and/or acts. Most common triggers to cause an unavoidable broner include but are not limited to, are: Chuck Noris, Jason Statham, Arnold, The show 'Cops', Showcase Action. To calm a broner down, one must immediately watch 10 mins of any of the Twilight movies. Or listen to something by Lady Gaga. Actually, any attention to something that resembles a male covered in glitter, and lots of make up should do the trick.

I totally got a broner after watching 'The Expendables' tonight

Author: GuyfromOntario85 http://broner.urbanup.com/5155759
16. (Broner) (2↑, 0↓)
A mental "erection" achieved through things that would interest the most general of men, usually gained through events that only a man, or "bro", would love.

The way that dude killed that other guy with a crossbow gave me a raging broner.

17. (broner) (3↑, 1↓)
An unintentional male inspired boner. As per David Duchovny, Californication.

That dudes massage felt so amazing I got a broner halfway through and had to turn over.

18. (Broner) (3↑, 1↓)
(-noun) When a member of an all male group develops an erection.

Guy 1: Dude?\! Do you have a fucking boner\!\!\!?? Guy 2: Nah man, it's just a "Broner". Take it as a compliment.

Author: Blatent Lack of Judgement http://broner.urbanup.com/5112675
19. (Broner) (1↑, 0↓)
A completely non-sexual erection that occurs when one man is excited by the actions of another man, or in the company of other men. It is 100% heterosexual, and in no way gay.

"Dude, the new Eligh CD gives me a broner."

20. (Broner) (2↑, 1↓)
A boner during a BroFest.

Male 1: DUDE\! Do you want to go touch each other in the urinals? Male 2: I just popped a broner.

21. (Broner) (2↑, 1↓)
Broner is not a object like a boner. Broner is a fealing of happiness when with one or more of your "bros". broner can be used as a gay term but will not hold the same meaning. Non gay word. If another guy comments on a mans broner it is now gay.

Non-gay\<normal meaning\> Dude that was a good run it gave me a broner. Gay\<dont use it\> Dude your'e broner is so big, dude look at my broner, my broner is so big.

Author: Myan renhoward http://broner.urbanup.com/5552675
22. (Broner) (3↑, 2↓)
Getting an erection while hanging out with your bros, with no homosexual origin.

Dude, I totally got a broner at Aaron's house the other day\!

23. (Broner) (0↑, 0↓)
A group of friends that are so friendly towards eachother that it may seem almost homosexual, but the three friends are not homosexual or "Gay" so fuck off.

Mazza Alec and Nate spooned yesterday, what a couple of broners

24. (Broner) (0↑, 0↓)
An erection, or great joy attained by any heterosexual male, as a direct result of something that his buddy (or "Bro") says, does, or shows him. A Broner can also be attained by any man as a direct result of his favorite sports teams performance, comentators talking about said teams dominance, and highlight reels of said sports team.

Every time Dan tells me about his sexual conquests with strippers, I get such a [broner]\! When (insert favorite RB's name here) had that 92 yard Touchdown run lastnight, I got a massive [broner]\!

25. (broner) (0↑, 0↓)
1.the act of getting a boner at the same time as your best friend. and then convientely letting them know that you have a boner via text.

best friend 1: Hey man whats up best friend 2: my dick best friend 1: thats a coincidence so is mine best friend 2: we got a broner going on\!\!

Author: mystery_man69 http://broner.urbanup.com/6217199
26. (Broner) (0↑, 0↓)
Getting an erection while doing bro things with your bro pals.

I was shooting some pool with my dudes when I got the weirdest [broner]

27. (Broner) (0↑, 0↓)
A heterosexual man attains a Broner when overly praising another man.

"Dude, you've totally got a broner for Liam Neeson right now, and I don't even mind."

Author: Everyone's father http://broner.urbanup.com/6143824
28. (broner) (1↑, 1↓)
The use of boner as a metaphorical term for excitement, with a play on words of bro. A broner is the excitement a man receives when he's informed of a bro related event that the man is eager to experience. When a man gets a broner, he is not erect it is merely a metaphor for excitement.

Bro \#1: "I got us tickets to the Superball\!" Bro \#2: "Dude, I just popped a broner."

29. (Broner) (1↑, 1↓)
n. Physical awkwardness occurring between bros and brahs at the moment their "fraternal" relationship takes a turn for the Greek.

In a sick/hot moment when their eyes met through the haze of booze at the frat party, Erick's and Zack's sudden, unintended broners told them that nothing would ever be the same between them again.

30. (Broner) (0↑, 0↓)
Having a large amount of excitement or getting a boner when you get to go over to a friends house.

Bob:Dude i got a major broner when rich said I could go to his place.

Author: overlord332266 http://broner.urbanup.com/5997023
31. (Broner) (0↑, 0↓)
When one or more of ur "Bro's" have a stiff and your in the same room. or; Random boner when hanging out with bro's.

We were all watching porn at mikes and we got broners. I was with my bro austin and i got a broner.

32. (Broner) (1↑, 1↓)
A bro who has a boner but is very chill.

I was telling my bros how I was playing cod when i got a nuke and a sandwich, and immediately got a broner.

33. (Broner) (0↑, 0↓)
Having any kind of homosexual feeling or getting an erection in a homosexual matter.

Dude i think John is getting a Broner for Ben.

34. (Broner) (0↑, 0↓)
A completely non gay experience in which one bro observes another bro having an erection. Following the experience, the observing bro may follow with "congrats on the broner, bro."

dude, this is our first broner. I know you're ready for spring break with that flagpole. Nice Broner

Author: Bromosexual Harassment Lawsuit http://broner.urbanup.com/5585133
35. (Broner) (1↑, 1↓)
Bro boner

A woman-one walks by you and your bro Upon brofisting, either one of you exclaims "bro\! I totally have a broner\!"

36. (broner) (29↑, 29↓)
a boner given to you by your bro.

"Bro i dont know what it is about you but your giving me a total BRONER."

37. (Broner) (0↑, 1↓)
When a straight male gets a semi hard on from the thought of taking gay actions

it was once said that wrestlers will frequently get broners.

38. (Broner) (0↑, 1↓)
A slang term used to explain the phenomenon during which a fiercly heterosexual male achieves an erection (or, "boner") for or while in the company of one of his male friends (or, "bros"). This may only occur while engaging in all-male activities, particularly those which include feats of strength or displays of hyper-masculinity. Upon achieving a broner, the man in question is often known to exclaim, "dude, suck that shit\!" or "meet me in the shower."

Dude when you bench pressed 300 lbs. I gotta huge broner

39. (broner) (3↑, 4↓)
A bromantic dinner. A dinner between two heterosexual males having a bromantic relationship.

Yo bro, you free tomorrow night for a broner? I don't know if i should dump this bitch for her mom.

Author: if u r hot, i will jimp http://broner.urbanup.com/5125565
40. (Broner) (34↑, 35↓)
The frat equivalent of a 'man-crush', used to describe a strong, yet totally hetero, attraction to another male.

Dude, I saw Fight Club again today and I totally have a broner for Brad Pitt.

Author: GillGIlliamJoben http://broner.urbanup.com/3833188
41. (Broner) (2↑, 4↓)
That erection heterosexual men get when A:observing and/or participating in feats of extreme manliness or B: while doing or seeing something extremely Bromantic.

A: Hey man, Turn off the wrestling, it's giving me a broner. B: I was watching the trailer for "Brokeback Mountain", and popped a huge Broner.

Author: Jesus on crackers http://broner.urbanup.com/4878146
42. (Broner) (3↑, 5↓)
When a male randomly gets an erection while in the presence of his male friends. There is nothing sexual about it.

Guy one: Dude, why do you have a [hard on], when I'm the only one around? Guy two: It's a broner dude, don't worry.

43. (broner) (17↑, 21↓)
arousal from seeing an incredibly hot armenian man.

bro, the way u puff on that cohiba is giving me a broner.

44. (Broner) (33↑, 37↓)
The type of erection you get when being massaged by another man, in a total non-sexual, friendly manner.

Fuck man, yesterday with Tom was so fucking awkward. He was giving me a massage after training, and i looked down and saw a fucking broner\!

45. (broner) (24↑, 31↓)
the erection a male receives from riding too close to his male friend on a scooter.

Jeff always gets a raging broner when he rides in with Kyle on his Vespa.

46. (Broner) (35↑, 43↓)
n. the recognition that a male aquaintance or "bro" would be attractive to the opposite sex.

Markus: Hey I'm going out tonight with that girl Sarah from work. How do I look? Mike: Dude, let's just say that I have a broner right now.

47. (Broner) (6↑, 15↓)
A Bro, or dude, who gets an erection when no girls are present.

John: "What the fuck Steve, you have a broner right now\!" Steve: "Oh...no thats just my pants...." John: "Whatever man your a fucking homo."

48. (Broner) (22↑, 32↓)
When you are chillin' with your bros and you get a little to excited, causing you to get a boner (or raging jimmy).

"Man when I was playing video games with the bros i got like fifty headshots, and it made me so excited that i got a broner\!"

Author: Broseph Broski http://broner.urbanup.com/3308382
49. (broner) (25↑, 36↓)
a random boner while with all males, in some cases ruins relationships with guy friends.

I was hanging out with Kevin and got a broner, he hasn't talked to me in weeks.

50. (broner) (19↑, 32↓)
1. A bro's [boner] 2. An erection achieved while in the commission of fraternal events.

Trent: Touch my broner dude.

51. (Broner) (12↑, 28↓)
When a bro has or gains a "boner" (enlarging/hardening of the male penis or shlong)

Damn that pezza gave me a massive broner

52. (Broner) (18↑, 39↓)
When youre psyched for your bros

John: Dude my band just got this sweet gig at that hot new club in town Freddy: that gives me the biggest broner

53. (broner) (28↑, 56↓)
n. A boner one has for one's brother.

Damn, I bet Payton Manning's TD just gave Eli a huge broner\!

54. (Broner) (9↑, 46↓)
When Two dudes are talking about chicks they have fucked and the dude who is listening to the story gets a boner.

Johnson: the other day i [space docked] this richously hot bitch at some frat party there was mad poop on her vag. Steve: no fuckin way that just gave me a ragging broner.

Author: ScrewgongTheDugong http://broner.urbanup.com/3356445
55. (broner) (70↑, 159↓)
An erection caused by the sight of an attractive female driving an 80's moddle Ford Bronco II.

"Dude, that chick in the bronco just gave me a huge broner\!"

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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